Receiver Arrested for Public Drankin’

Sorry, those Fulmer Cup terms start to become a part of your vocab if you’re an SEC fan (it’s 1 point BTW).

Walk-On A.J. Walker was arrested for public intoxication (AL.com) the other night, and is currently being held for $300 bail. The 19 year old was arrested by UA police, and not much else is really being said.

I for one hate having players arrested, but I don’t think everyone needs to get up in arms about a public intoxication. Is it a dumb move on his part? Yes, but it’s not like he mugged two guys or anything (we’ve already experienced that). Besides, I’m sure he’ll benefit as a person from this somehow…

It worked out extremely well for this guy…… whoever he was is

Big Al Just Gained Some Cool Points

I think this is from 1998, because Al does the Diamond Cutter (WCW!) on this gator.

I doubt that is the official Florida mascot (notice the lack of quality in that mascot outfit). Speaking of, can anyone show me what the UF mascot looked like in 1998?

A Wednesday Rant

Please indulge me as I rant through a keyboard.

We, as Alabama fans, have had to endure plenty of jabs from opposing fans over the years. Some may have been deserved at times, but there are those that seem too egregious to ignore.

The one I choose to focus on today is the myth that Alabama fans don’t have a connection with their school that Auburn fans claim to have, because- as it has been described to me by a few Auburn fans- a majority of Alabama fans have never attended their University. Through this message, many of the mean spirited AU fans imply that Alabama fans are “sidewalk alums” who don’t even have college degrees. This is total garbage and has been allowed to float around the radio airwaves too long without a fair rebuttal.

First of all, I would like to know what right has been given to these Auburn fans that allows them to determine who has and has not been to college, much less determine their worth as humans if they have not attended college. I’ve met plenty of people who have had great success in their college and professional careers, only to allow their inner being to rot by kicking ethics to the curb. Likewise, I’ve met plenty of people who work hard and haven’t had all of the benefits in life to go to college, and they have hearts of gold.

Am I to assume that even though the college grad is not the kind of person I want influencing my future children, he or she is worth more because they have a diploma? If that is the case, then somebody needs to inform Tommy Tuberville, because he may have made a big mistake in his 2008 recruiting class if all he looks for is a quality person.

Second, I would like to know how much different the level of connection a alumnus feels for their University compared to Auburn alumni. Isn’t every university special for their current and former students? And if not, then I would like to know why the “Auburn Experience” is so much better. Every time I’ve asked, I’ve gotten cookie cutter answers that usually involve “well, it’s hard to describe” or, “you wouldn’t understand. You just have to go there to get it.” To me, that is a tell-tell sign that you can’t identify any quality that makes your school better than the others, because deep down you know that everyone feels a deep sense of pride and connectivity with their alma mater.

Finally, let’s not forget that there are plenty of Auburn fans that do not have degrees from Auburn University. Are they of lesser value, even though they happen to cheer for the Tigers just like any Auburn graduate? No, because if that were the case, then a good portion of that stadium would fit into that category of sidewalk alumni. In fact, half of my family would be in that boat. Yes, I have plenty of relatives who are Auburn fans, and I find them to be just as useful any Auburn alumnus. They are intelligent, and worked hard to earn their college degrees from schools like Troy and other fine institutions.

Fans are fans, plain and simple. a Ph. D. does not give you an ability to cheer louder or anything else fans contribute during a game. Even “educated” people- much like the ones I discussed in this post- resort to childish emotions and name calling (see “sidewalk alums”) in the spirit of competition. A person should be judged by their actions and character.

Needless to say, I do not mean for this to be a blanket statement in regards to Auburn fans. We all know some good people who cheer for the orange and blue, and we appreciate them for who they are. But, there are always fans in every fan base who feel they must say anything necessary to gain an upper hand in the smack talk that dominates our sports society today. Sure, some smack is fun and brings excitement to sports. But there is a line, and way too many people feel the need to cross it time and time again.

In closing, I’d like to ask you to vote in my poll on the left-hand side of the page. There’s really no purpose for this poll other than to compliment this post, so have at it.

Welcome to JSU Mr. Perrilloux

As you may have heard, Ryan Perrilloux has been kicked out of LSU. But, what you might not know is that Jacksonville State, located in Jacksonville, Alabama, has asked for permission to speak with the Perrilloux family.

So Ryan, although you might be the pariah of college football right now, it does appear that somebody is willing to talk to you about actually playing football. Since you might end up a Gamecock (let that sink in for a minute), let’s take a look at what JSU has to offer via their website and football program.

Their head coach is Jack Crowe, who, prior to coaching at JSU, was the head coach at the University of Arkansas. I’m sure by reading this, many different Hog fans out there had chills go down their spine as the remember his 9-15 record. But, Crowe has found success in the lower level of college football, and I’m sure your presence would have a huge impact as to their performances, since JSU lost a handful of close games the last few seasons.

As for the Gamecocks themselves, they’ve had a fair amount of success on the field, although they’ve gone 6-5 these past three seasons. They recently joined the OVC, which should interest you since you’ll get to visit plenty of new spots. But, don’t expect any SEC vengance since the conference record is 3-102-4 (victories against Ole Miss and Mississippi State).

If that isn’t enough for you, let’s take a look around campus through google images:

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What Will I Do?!

After years days of speculation, Brett Favre is finally put down forced into retirement. Alone and dejected, John Madden prepares to deliver his speech at……… whatever party the NFL will throw for #4.

Madden: It’s ok, It’s ok, It’s ok……….. IT IS NOT OK! Oh gosh……… what I am gonna do with myself? Brett was the reason I made myself get up every morning. Heck, he was the reason I signed that friggin’ contract with NBC. I can’t take having to share dinner with Al Michaels every season! All he does is inject botox and scream “Do you believe in miracles!?” NO I DON’T MIKE, BECAUSE THE BEST TORSO IN FOOTBALL IS NO MORE!? *sobs*

*knock knock* Mr. Madden, you have 15 minutes until your speech.

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We Have A Tie Vote

I’m not sure what to do at this point. I’ll probably end up doing both to see which one works out the best.

Regardless of the outcome, somebody other than myself will be writing a post for this blog during the summer. Click to see the results.

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My Perrilloux Theories

Ryan Perrilloux is out. Is it just me, or does it seem like Miles knows something we all don’t? Think about it.

What if Miles figured out that even though they lack experience, he saw enough talent between the two QBs to decide that he could finally act as if Perrilloux wasn’t the key cog in the LSU machine? Miles is a strange guy, but he isn’t without a sense of the game. He’ll probably take losses at Auburn and Florida, but he’s coming off of a National Championship season (albeit a rather strange one), and has enough built up credit to take a blow or two.

Who knows what Miles is thinking at this point, because he’s not your average bear. I tend to think he makes decisions based on pure emotion, which could be another theory of note. Take his pre-SEC championship rant for instance. That lovely gem tied him down to Baton Rouge and not Ann Arbor, which Michigan might be paying for dearly with Richie Rod (being “turned down” was a blessing in disguise). What caused all that to take place? the media!

He’s been taking in on the chops a bit from the Louisiana press, and it seems to me that Les has a reactionary temper. When he tries to make decisions based on logic or need, he ultimately losses his cool and says “to Hell with it!” It happened in Atlanta, and it may have happened in this case.

*REMEMBER TO VOTE IN MY POLL BELOW THIS POST!*

I Want To Hear From You!

As you may be aware, we are in the part of the season where very little is accomplished in the world of college football. We’ve just finished spring practice, not too many recruits announce this time of year, and we’ve still got a long summer to go before fall camps start.

So, in the interest of trying to entertain everyone out there, I have decided to see if my readers would like anything new and creative for the summer so we’ll have something to discuss/ keep us busy.

Hopefully you see the poll at the bottom of this post (I’m using PollDaddy.com), so this shouldn’t be too difficult.

The choices are:

Fan Posts- Yes, if you write it, I will post it. Needless to say, I won’t accept spammers or anything of that nature. But I will accept honest fan opinion pieces. All you’d need to do it e-mail me (shown above). I love reader comments and feedback, so don’t feel nervous at all.

Book Reviews- I usually choose to read either faith based books or sports books over the summer, but I’d do mostly sporting books so I could continue this whole sports blogging…. thing without anybody worrying if I’ve gone off the reservation or not. I’d probably poll readers on what books I should read, and I’d probably do one per week/2 weeks depending on my schedule and the book.

Guest Bloggers- I’d find anybody who would be willing to post a weekly/monthly/whatever blog post in order to shake things up a bit. This would be slightly different from the fan pieces since I’d probably try to seek some people who are either better known or already bloggers themselves.

Blog Switch- Similar to the Guest Bloggers, except I would trade a post with another site. This would obviously have to be a blogger, unlike the GB. It would be like a parallel universe almost. WoOoOoO!!!!

Don’t Do Anything- If you don’t care for any of these options, or you like me the way I am, this is your option.

Also, I should add that if you have any other suggestions, either send me an e-mail or leave a comment. Also, if you can’t see or use the poll I’ve inserted, you can also e-mail or leave a comment. POLLING ENDS ON SUNDAY!!!!

My Dream

So yeah…. I doubt I’ll be skipping a night of sleep again. The project has been turned in, after a day of finding ways to keep myself from sitting still for two minutes as to not pass out. I ended up in bed around 8 pm, and after a night of some of the oddest dreams I have ever had, I finally woke up around 9:30 this morning.

When I say strange dreams, I mean STRANGE. The only one worth sharing involves Ron Zook, Boston, and a night of awesomeness. I’m sure that line alone just grabbed your attention.

So in my dream, I had decided to take my girlfriend out for a nice meal at a restaurant I have never seen before in my life (A. Yes, I do have a girlfriend and B. I have no idea if my dream restaurant had a name). This place wasn’t in Tuscaloosa, so how or why we got there was a bit of a mystery. All I remember is being taken to a table that you had to share with your fellow customers. Think Japanese steakhouse, but with a bigger set-up.

There was live music, so I was enjoying myself in this dream world I had concocted. All of the sudden, I hear some voices starting to mumble from the back about “hey look! It’s that guy who failed at Florida!” I, being the college football fan that I am, turned around to see this man in a suit and mock turtleneck:
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Have You Ever Seen The Sun Rise?

I’m about to this glorious morning. It’s 5 am right now, and I am still working on a final project due Tuesday evening. Once this bad boy is finished, I’ll probably enter a coma for the rest of the week waiting for my chance to graduate. YEAH, GRADUATION! I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO EXCITED! I’M SO SCARED! ….zzzzzzz

Just kidding. I’m not one of those pill poppers who takes anything a buddy “recommends” to them. No sir, I am a user of the caffeine. It you could make caffeine patches, they would probably be the biggest seller during finals week. Wait….. copyright!