Congrats to the Boston Celtics, who creamed the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Yes, 39 points. Honestly, I think the city of LA should order the Lakers to buy them a Kobe style diamond ring because of that performance.
Still, the good news is that small children in Zimbabwe will get some new clothing, which they probably need (not picking on Zimbabwe… I’m just saying).
Who is Tom Brady and why should we care about his foot?