I understand that most of you probably aren’t NASCAR fans, so that is why I don’t mention it often. However, congrats should be in order for Dale Earnhardt Jr. fans, who just got to see their favorite driver’s new number and paint schemes. This is one of the blandest things on four wheels I’ve seen in a while:
I doubt I’ll ever go to Talladega ever again after this news. Dale Jr. fans hyped up on Amp energy drink + Jeff Gordon winning = Redneck Armageddon. Before you send me any hate mail, please realize I’m just joking.