What Will I Do?!

After years days of speculation, Brett Favre is finally put down forced into retirement. Alone and dejected, John Madden prepares to deliver his speech at……… whatever party the NFL will throw for #4.

Madden: It’s ok, It’s ok, It’s ok……….. IT IS NOT OK! Oh gosh……… what I am gonna do with myself? Brett was the reason I made myself get up every morning. Heck, he was the reason I signed that friggin’ contract with NBC. I can’t take having to share dinner with Al Michaels every season! All he does is inject botox and scream “Do you believe in miracles!?” NO I DON’T MIKE, BECAUSE THE BEST TORSO IN FOOTBALL IS NO MORE!? *sobs*

*knock knock* Mr. Madden, you have 15 minutes until your speech.