A Collect Call

*Ring! Ring!*
Mike G: Hello?

Operator: Yes Sir, I have a collect call from “Mark Gottfried” for “Uncle Mikey!”

Mike: *sigh* I’ll accept the charge Operator

[CLICK]

Strange Observation

Why is it that off season press conferences always look like a Friday class before Spring Break? Well, they probably have a few more people than PSC 101, but it’s still kind of strange. A group of middle aged men all sitting in little arm desks does look just a wee bit funny.

Saban is the professor screaming about the class failing to listen to his discussion on the 6th Amendment, and the reporters are the students who sneak in surfing the net while halfway paying attention.

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district where in the crime shall have been committed… a’ight?

But keep fighting the good fight gentlemen. After all, somebody has to get the information out to the public.

Smith A Goner?

Women’s Basketball coach Stephany Smith seems to be all but gone. Her assistant coaches have spent the day cleaning out their offices, which is never a good sign for the head coach. (HT: TideSports.com)

 Smith has such a pathetic record, I’d rather not waste my time looking it up. Anybody want Rick  Moody back yet?

BFF?